Ode to My Hair

Oh hair, oh hair,

What color are you?

How desperate, how desperate,

I wish that I knew

My eyes are simple,

They’re big bold and blue,

But hair, oh hair,

What color are you?

Are you gold and yellow

Like that good lookin’ fellow

Or dark and thin

Like my latino friend?

Hair, oh hair,

What color are you?

In middle school you were pink,

Red, purple, and blue.

Now I am older,

More natural too.

But that hair, long hair

Is indecisive as you!

Some say it red

Like the fire is on my head,

Others say it gold,

Or so I am told,

But none agree with the shade that it be.

For now I won’t care,

hair, oh hair

what color you wear.